For whatever reason, I wanted to transcribe a joke that stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg made on his recent album. Don't know why, but I think there's a brilliance to it:
"I wrote down tea ski, what the fuck kind of joke is that? I have no clue. Tea ski? What the fuck... Oh yeah, I remember - I wanna go to a lake and put tea bags in there for like, a hundred of them for like, a week. And then I'm gonna tea ski."